Howdy
How’s everyone’s night?
cause I know my weakness, know my voice
i’ll believe in grace and choice
and I know perhaps my heart is farce but I’ll be born without a mask
remember when the half blood prince had just come out and those guys put a massive sign that said ‘snape kills dumbledore’ above the motorway and it was the biggest news of the day and they got like legally charged
Interviewer: “But I did bring my Harry Potter wand” (points at them)
Tom: “Woah easy!”
Jason: “Don’t point that thing at us!”

okay so this is kidz bop right
see the kid all the way on the left
his name is steffan argus
he went to my middle school
we were also in scrooge! the musical together
when he was in 5th grade, he told me that my boobs look like grapefruits and asked “how many guys have tried to touch your ass by now?”
so now you know
steffan from kidz bop
ain’t all that innocent
OH
MY
GOD
WHAT